Had a weird thing happen yesterday on Saturday. I decided to go get a hair cut and I decided to take Pat’s car so I could go wash it after the hair cut and wax it when I got home. When we bought her car they gave us to sets of keys and two remotes with the car alarm. Well the one set of keys went to another car so I had to take it back and get a key that would work. I thought they had given me a remote that worked with this vehicle. When I got there to get my hair cut I hit the door lock button & as I was getting out I manually unlocked my door & left it unlocked since I could see the car.
The haircut went off with out a problem but when I opened the car door the horn started honking and honking non stop along with the lights & flashers flashing. I tried everything I could but could not shut it off. (I have since learned I could put the key in the door & turn it to unlock & that would have stopped it.) I started driving this demon car home with it honking and flashing.
You ever pull up behind a line of cars at a stop light with your horn honking non-stop. So many people were flipping me off & hollering insults. This went on for at least 10 minutes. I got a block from the house and it quit. So like an idiot I thought well I will go ahead & wash it. So I drove a mile to the car wash and pulled in the wash bay & as soon as I opened the door the demon car started its act again.
Finally I gave up and drove home again it was still honking when I pulled in the driveway and Pat came out and asked what is wrong? I said shut this demon car up before I take a hammer to it. She laughed and laughed. She kept saying the car was calling for help saying stranger, stranger, help, help. I finally got it washed and waxed and plan another trip to the dealer and they better help me out that’s all I got to say.
So if you hear some one coming down the road they with their horn honking non-stop they may be in a demon car. Don’t flip them off or holler insults just get out of their way they are already embarrassed enough.
Take Care Clarence. ~Thanks CW, a very entertaining read. jh ...
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